U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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