So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
4 words: hood of his car
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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