he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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