I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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