just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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