Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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