I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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