We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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