Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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