did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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