don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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