I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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