i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize