Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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