i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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