my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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