I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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