just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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