super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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