If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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