She is in my trunk
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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