check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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