Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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