HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
whose parrot is this?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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