Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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