Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
