Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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