Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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