Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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