I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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