i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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