did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
