if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
