erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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