I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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