I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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