By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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