So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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