I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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