Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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