if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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