hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
where are my eyebrows?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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