in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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