I'm drive I can fine osifer
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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