dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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