Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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