So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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