there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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