I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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