4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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