I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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