I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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