We're facebook friends in real life
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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