dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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